No offense to politically correct people, but this girl is one sick b*tch

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… and I thought police K-9 dogs are awesome.

According to the German public broadcasting system WDR, a dog dug up a live American hand grenade from World War II on Sunday, June 7, 2009. The pup was taking a walk with its owner, a 40-year-old woman, in the German town of Erkrath, 5 miles east of Düsseldorf, sniffing and playing at a riverbank. He proudly presented a found treasure to his mom, letting go of it when asked. The owner, recognizing her dog’s trove as a rusty grenade, called the police and waited until the police arrived. A bomb disposal unit, assisting at the scene, evaluated the grenade as still in working condition and very dangerous.

Here’s the odd thing: how did the dog smell the grenade? If I presented a dog with a piece of scrap metal, I am certain he won’t just put it in its mouth and carry it home. My guess? Probably blood from WWII.

Dogs. Just amazing.

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News about people is interesting. But news about animals, now that’s what I call true entertainment.

Of course, it’s not the pet/animals alone in the news. It’s usually the people doing stuff to them.

Dog taped to fridge

BOULDER, Colo. — Police found an 8-month-old puppy — its feet, snout and tail bound in clear packing tape, a plastic bag and elastic hair ties — stuck to the side of a refrigerator in a Boulder home Tuesday morning, the apparent victim of a domestic dispute between its owner and his girlfriend.

Abby Toll, 20, was arrested on suspicion of felony animal cruelty after telling police she taped the puppy, a shiba inu named Rex, to the fridge because she was angry at her boyfriend for not getting rid of his pet after it had bitten her.

“There’s a dog taped to the fridge,” she reportedly told an officer who responded to a call about a domestic incident at the apartment in the 2900 block of East Aurora Avenue around 5 a.m. Tuesday. “I know this looks bad. We were going to get rid of him anyway. We usually don’t do this.”

The dog, which police said in a report appeared to be in severe pain after being released from its “tomb of tape,” was placed with the Humane Society of Boulder Valley for safekeeping.

Tape, huh? Interesting. That’s pretty novel, I must admit.

Here’s the screen shot of the female perp and the dog:

But dont’ worry. The dog has been taken in by a loving family.

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Men’s fantasy come true - a dog fetching a cold beer from the fridge while he plays the role of a dormant potato in front of this box called the television. It’s probably more of a fantasy than men dreaming about dating hot models.

In fact, ever since the discovery the art of brewing beer and domestication of the canine animal, men have always wondered if 4-legged-beer delivery is a possibility. In fact, if you do a Google search on “teach dog to fetch beer“, you’ll notice 500k+ minds all have pondered over this puzzling matter.

You, especially if you are a female, have to ask yourself, how lazy are men that they have to recruit the help of their canine friend to do such mindless task? Well, as a fellow man, i can say for certain that men are good at two things: being lazy and drinking beer. If we could in fact do nothing but stick our head in a beer box and watch TV all day, we would. But of course, no such method exists.

Even with this beer catapulting machine, we still need to do work, like pressing a button and catching.

But for those without the intelligence to create such an ingenius device, they can resort to their dogs as a fine cold alcoholic beverage delivery boy. Crazy you say? How about this: Animal Planet is producing a new reality show called “Fetch me a beer“:

A crew for Animal Planet’s new show — tentatively called “Fetch Me a Beer” — recently filmed Max while he was learning his new moves. The 20-episode series, scheduled to premiere in October, will show George teaching other dogs such skills as riding a bike and helping a helpless human land a date.

“The dogs are easy. It’s the people who are more challenging,” George says. “There’s nothing we can’t attempt to teach a dog.”

So far, eight episodes have been shot in Miami and the Boston area. Later this month, the crew will tape Brumby the Australian Shepherd completing his training with George on learning to bowl with his owner. Yes, bowl.

Cold beer, here
Seanbaker Carter, executive producer of Powderhouse Productions, says viewers will see all sorts of skills from dogs they didn’t think were possible, such as seeing a dog “literally fetching a beer out of a fridge” and bringing it to its owner.

“It’s the one trick we probably all need to happen,” says Carter, whose company is producing the show for Animal Planet.

Another episode, he promises, will have a cat using a toilet.

This will be a show to watch (for men, that is).

Here’s an example of a pooch fetching beer:

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Talk about odd.

I’m certain people have seen dogs get along with cats. Not common, but I am certain people have heard about this type of odd relationship.

This will blow your mind: how about an orangutang and a dog as friends?

Suryia the orangutan and Roscoe the Bluetick Coonhound met in a sanctuary for endangered animals two years ago, in South Carolina, according to the U.K.’s Daily Mail.

Roscoe was an underfed stray, but Suryia quickly took him under his wing.

Dr. Bhagavan Antle, founder of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (TIGERS) in Myrtle Beach, told the Daily Mail that Roscoe followed him and Suryia through the park’s gate one day.

“As soon as he saw Roscoe, Suryia ran over to him and they started playing,” Antle said “It was unusual because dogs are usually scared of primates; but they took to each other straight away.”

Craziness. Here are some pictures:

What I want to know is.. does the orangutang actually walk the dog as well? Now, that’d be a good reason to get an orangutang as a pet. So that he can walk you pet dogs. It’s all about the leverage.

Here are some more odd couple pictures:

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And probably the most ODD couple of all is Tara and Bella. A dog and …

*drum roll*

AN ELEPHANT!!!

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